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[Voice function switches on. With a vengeance.]

WRRAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

PURGATORY?! WHY AM I, THE AWESOMELY GREAT AWESOME KING BOWSER, STUCK IN PURGATORY?

AND WHO MADE THESE TINY KEYS?!

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS RIGHT NOW!!
FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN'

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[rival_virus]

The hell are you?

[ihasanarmy]

I'M BOWSER

I AM KING BOWSER KOOPA, RIGHTFUL RULER OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM

ARE YOU ALL DEAF?!

[rival_virus]

DEFINITELY NOT I AM USED TO LOUD SHITHEADS.

MUSHROOM KINGDOM? NEVER HEARD OF IT.

[ihasanarmy]

BWAHAHAHA I LIKE YOU.

NEVER?! WELL WHATEVER YOU'RE ALL WEIRD ANYWAY.

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF KOOPA HUMAN HYBRID THING?!

[rival_virus]

Beastman. What the fuck is a koopa and I'm NOT HUMAN.

[ihasanarmy]

WELL, GOOD!

NEITHER AM I. I HATE HUMANS

I'M A KOOPA. I'M THE KOOPA. KING KOOPA!

[rival_virus]

I hate humans, too. HEH.

[ihasanarmy]

GREAT!

YOU CAN WORK FOR ME, THEN.

[rival_virus]

Heh. I get paid to kill monsters.

[voice]

[ihasanarmy]

WHAT ARE THEY PAYING YOU? I'LL PAY YOU MORE!

[rival_virus]

REALLY? They pay me well, and I get to run shit. So I get to beat up on humans if they piss me off.

[ihasanarmy]

YEAH!

WHERE DO YOU WORK, ANYWAY? AND WHAT DO THEY PAY YOU?

[rival_virus]

Celestial Being. And they pay me [idfk so insert that here].

[voice]

[ihasanarmy]

SO... HOW DO THEY GET THAT MONEY TO PAY YOU WITH?

[rival_virus]

From the gods or somethin'.

[voice]

[ihasanarmy]

SO YOU CAN JUST ASK THE GODS FOR MONEY? AHAHAHAHA! AWESOME.