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ihasanarmy

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May 29, 2009 09:48

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[Voice function switches on. With a vengeance.]

WRRAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

PURGATORY?! WHY AM I, THE AWESOMELY GREAT AWESOME KING BOWSER, STUCK IN PURGATORY?

AND WHO MADE THESE TINY KEYS?!

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS RIGHT NOW!!
FROM SOMEONE WHO ISN' ( Read more... )

screw you, wtf is this shit, i'm awesome, you're not awesome, wraaaugh!!

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covert_chord May 29 2009, 20:43:05 UTC

Who the...

ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 01:58:07 UTC

I AM BOWSER

THE INVINCIBLE KING BOWSER

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE?!

covert_chord May 30 2009, 02:27:37 UTC

Bowser...? Sorry, I don't...think I've heard of you before? Almost sounds kind of familiar though, could've sworn I read about the name somewhere.

[UH THOSE WERE ALL voice] ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 02:31:34 UTC

WELL, YOU'VE HEARD OF ME NOW!

SO YOU BETTER NOT FORGET IT.

covert_chord May 30 2009, 02:37:47 UTC

Alright? Well, uh, it's...nice to meet you, Bowser?

ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 02:38:39 UTC

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS.

covert_chord May 30 2009, 02:41:01 UTC

Confident, aren't you.

Anyway, I'm Allelujah. Welcome to Purgatorium, I suppose.

ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 02:45:37 UTC

ALLIYAWHAT?

WHATEVER, I'M CALLING YOU AL. Or .... Allie? Al's not very womanly.

SO IS PURGATORIUM ENTIRELY FULL OF GIRLS AND THAT ONE PUFFED-UP SQUIRT IN SHORTS OR WHAT?

covert_chord May 30 2009, 02:46:46 UTC

...Womanly?

If you can't remember my full name, just...Alle will do, I guess.

And no, it isn't.

ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 02:51:14 UTC

SO WHAT ELSE IS HERE THEN?

OTHER THAN "MONSTERS."

covert_chord May 30 2009, 02:55:43 UTC

People. Uh, I mean, it's just like a small city. Run down, though the upper level is in much better shape than the lower level is.

ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 02:59:59 UTC

.... THAT REMINDS ME

WHERE'S THE SKY?

OH WAIT, I GUESS AN UNDERWORLD IS UNDERGROUND.

covert_chord May 30 2009, 03:01:20 UTC

You can see the sky from the upper level. Down on the upper level, all you can see is the bottom of the upper plate.

ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 03:18:24 UTC

SO WHERE ARE THE THWOMPS?

IF THIS IS UNDERGROUND, THERE MUST BE LAVA.

covert_chord May 30 2009, 03:20:25 UTC

I don't know what a thwomp is.

And there's no lava around here, not that I've seen.

[voice] ihasanarmy May 30 2009, 03:23:16 UTC

I BET YOU'RE ONLY FAMILIAR WITH THWIMPS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.........

WHAT?! NO LAVA?!

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