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ihasanarmy

six goomba | voice

Sep 14, 2009 18:51

THIS CASTLE IS MINE!

SO EVERYONE HAS TO CALL IT BOWSER'S CASTLE NOW! EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PART, THAT CAN BE HILLING'S TOWER.

AND I'VE COLLECTED ALL OF THE PRINCESSES THAT I COULD FIND! INCLUDING ELLE THE PRINCESS OF ALL PURGAWHATISCALLED.

ALL RIGHT, PRINCESSES! HAVE A ... TEA PARTY OR WHATEVER IT IS PRINCESSES USUALLY DO IN THEIR SPARE TIME.

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where's the lava, kidnapping time, hilling is my homie, did i mention how awesome i am, today is pretty great, princesses, bowser's castle

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1/4 sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:14:04 UTC

HEY! IT'S MY CASTLE, NOT YOURS!

2/4 sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:14:41 UTC

And you know, I don't think all of these people are really princesses.

3/4 sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:15:49 UTC

Actually, I'm pretty sure some of them are guys.

4/4 sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:16:32 UTC

But anyway, it's MY CASTLE. MINE!

ihasanarmy September 15 2009, 02:21:06 UTC

...THEY CAN'T BE GUYS, THEY DON'T HAVE MUSTACHES.

AND IT'S MY CASTLE NOW! BUT IF YOU ASK NICELY MAYBE WE CAN SHARE IT.

sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:24:20 UTC

...What?!

IT'S MINE. IF YOU AS NICELY WE CAN SHARE IT.

ihasanarmy September 15 2009, 02:26:29 UTC

OKAY, FINE.

[deep breath]

MAY I SHARE THIS CASTLE WITH YOU PRETTY PLEASE?

sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:27:15 UTC

That depends. Why should I? What's in it for me?

ihasanarmy September 15 2009, 02:29:09 UTC

UH ... WELL ... I'M THE AWESOMELY GREAT AWESOME AND EVIL KING BOWSER, FOR STARTERS.

sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:30:27 UTC

I'm still waiting for the part where I get something out of it.

ihasanarmy September 15 2009, 02:37:58 UTC

I'LL MAKE SURE OTHER MONSTERS DON'T INTRUDE, AND I'LL BUILD A GIANT MOAT OUT OF LAVA SO THAT NO UNWANTED GUESTS CAN GET IN! YOU CAN HAVE TEA PARTIES WHENEVER YOU WANT, AND YOU CAN MARRY ME AND BECOME QUEEN ELLE AND LORD IT OVER ALL THE OTHER LOSER PRINCESSES!

sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:39:16 UTC

...

Okay. Deal.

ihasanarmy September 15 2009, 02:50:32 UTC

SERIOUSLY? YOU'LL MARRY ME?!

I MEAN ...

GREAT! LET'S SET A WEDDING DATE! I'LL GET FAY TO MAKE A GIGANTIC CAKE.

sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 02:53:25 UTC

I've always wanted to be a queen! This is great!

Yay! I'll wear a poofy dress!

ihasanarmy September 15 2009, 03:03:08 UTC

WE'LL RULE PURGATORIUM TOGETHER AND NO GUY IN BLACK ARMOR OR SCRAWNY SHRIMP IN SHORTS WILL STOP US!

I'LL WEAR A TUXEDO.

... WHERE DO YOU GET A TUXEDO HERE?

sociopath_elle September 15 2009, 03:05:20 UTC

Yeah! But we should probably not piss of the Gods. Everyone else, though.

We can ask my boss to make one! He can turn stuff into other stuff.

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