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ihasakey

First Call to Tech Support

May 30, 2009 10:42

[the comm switches on, and Sari speaks, sounding very annoyed]

Hey, Bumblebee, where are you? I told you, I didn't mean to scratch your paintjob, it just sort of happened! Just ask Prowl and Optimus, they were there!

You aren't here, are you? ...That's kinda weird, I mean you were right next to me a minute ago, and then BAM! I'm in this bombed up ( Read more... )

panic attack is a go!, halp?, decepticons = bad, bumblebee!

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zetsubo_sensei May 30 2009, 13:21:41 UTC

I'm truly sorry, miss, but you've had the misfortune to be dragged into a world called Discedo.

ihasakey May 30 2009, 13:28:11 UTC

Whoa, whoa, I'm on another PLANET?! What, did the Space Bridge malfunction or something?

zetsubo_sensei May 30 2009, 13:33:00 UTC

I am afraid I do not quite understand what you are saying, but I can assure you that this is another planet. It's a very.... hopeless place, all in all.

[voice] ihasakey May 30 2009, 13:36:43 UTC

That's okay, most people don't know much about it.

Yeah, I can tell. The bulidings look like some one dropped a bomb on 'em.

[voice] zetsubo_sensei May 30 2009, 13:42:48 UTC

A yes, well, I am not sure what it was that wiped out so many people and destroyed nearly all the city, but it had to be a very tragic occurrence. There are those trying to restore the city, but those will surely end in futile attempts.

You must be careful if you're out on the streets though! There are monsters so large they would swallow your whole body in one large gulp! So vicious they would scratch you into Parmesan cheese! So ferocious they could flatten you against a wall in one roar!

[Ahh, he's exaggerating; he hasn't even seen a monster once while he's been here.]

[voice] | is it bad i almost wrote 'optimust' instead of optimist? ihasakey May 30 2009, 17:00:22 UTC

Wow, you're just an endless optimist aren't you?

They won't be any problem, I can go robot on them.

[voice] YES! Jk, I still can't spell the word zetsubo_sensei May 30 2009, 17:27:48 UTC

I am not an optimist, but merely a realist conscious of the ruin these hopes will eventually come to!

Ahh, "go robot"? Are you perhaps a cyborg?

[voice] I still have Endgame on the brain. ihasakey May 30 2009, 17:30:18 UTC

Yeah, cause having hope will just get you killed, right?

Techno-organic, actually. It's pretty awesome.

[voice] ASEKFHAO Her responce! *lol* zetsubo_sensei May 30 2009, 17:35:42 UTC

False hopes lead us to believing we are something greater than we truly are! As the saying goes: "the bigger they are, the harder they fall!" Once one's hopes are high enough to realize how wrong they are, they plummet to the earth and eventually end up wasting their lives with trivial pursuits!

Techno-organic? What are you talking about?

[voice] ihasakey May 31 2009, 14:39:56 UTC

Well if you don't have hope, what do you have? I'd rather try and fail then not try at all!

I'm half human and half alien robot. Pretty cool, huh?

[voice] zetsubo_sensei May 31 2009, 16:32:59 UTC

Ahh, the hope never seems to run out of the people here.

That is quite interesting. You said something about Detroit, no? Are you perhaps from the future?

[voice] ihasakey May 31 2009, 16:49:40 UTC

That's good.

That depends, I guess. What year are you from?

[voice] zetsubo_sensei May 31 2009, 16:51:35 UTC

I am from Japan.

[voice] ihasakey May 31 2009, 16:56:01 UTC

Okay, that doesn't really help me figure out if I'm from your future or not.

[voice] zetsubo_sensei May 31 2009, 17:00:13 UTC

[He is a failure at English, apparently.]

Oh, yes, I am from the year 2002 in Japan. There are others here from other time periods, so I have discovered.

[voice] | 2058 is just a guess at the year, they never said what it is. XP ihasakey May 31 2009, 17:07:21 UTC

2002? I'm from 2058, so I guess I am from the future!

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