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[ihasadeathray]

Ugh. It took me forever to find a decent place to crash. Who designed this place? It's built like a labyrinth, and this is coming from someone who's from L.A. And I can't believe I'm stuck with text for the time being. I need to find a webcam... or at least a microphone. It's just not the Dr. Horrible Blog Experience Extravaganza without musical

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[meteor_impact]

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You're a villain?

[ihasadeathray]

Uh, yeah? I said -- okay, typed -- it right up there.

[meteor_impact]

Hmph, yeah, I read that.

...

You realize you sound completely lame, right?

[ihasadeathray]

Right. And I suppose you don't?

Wait, no, that doesn't mean I agree that I sound lame, because I don't, but who's to say that you aren't?

[Voice]

[ocarina_hero]

Um... uh... "horribleness?"

[ihasadeathray]

Yeah... I'm still kinda working on that.

[Voice]

[ocarina_hero]

I don't even think that's a word...

[ihasadeathray]

Well, can you come up with anything better?

[magichatsweeper]

We don't need another villain here!

[Voice]

[ocarina_hero]

What do you mean "another"?

[magichatsweeper]

All kinds of people have been brought here, and some have more darkness in than hearts than others.

[Voice]

[ocarina_hero]

Is there anyone I should watch out for in paticular?

[Voice]

[aherounleashed]

You have chosen the wrong city to intimidate, Dr. Horrible! If you lay so much as a finger on any of the good citizens here, so help me I will SUPERBARK the horribleness right out of you!

[ihasadeathray]

"Superbark"? And people think I'm lame?

Listen, Mr. Dog... thing... Care to tell me who you are before you start challenging me? I'd like to follow proper hero-villain encounter protocol here. You know, to try to retain some sense of civility in this wasted city. It'd only be proper.

But anyway. Muwahahahaha! I'd like to see you try!

Wow, evil laughs really don't work when you type them out.

[Voice]

[aherounleashed]

My superpowers may be limited in this city, but that doesn't mean I can't steal defeat you!

Ha, a villain with manners! Didn't expect that. I am Bolt, the super-dog!

You shall see soon enough!

[porcelaindahlia]

O-oh dear...

You certainly are a new brand of villain.

[ihasadeathray]

I like to think so, too. None of that nasty killing business or anything, Captain Hammer excluded. I just do some nice straight-up villainy. Well, not nice. You know what I mean.