Because Sherlock absolutely would be this character in the show. And because I’m high on DayNurse (and perhaps should have taken NightNurse instead and gone to bed). And because it seems to be mad crossover week here on ihazablanket.
Be kind, if you would - this is my first attempt at a continuous storyline! And I’m high on DayNurse. I may have mentioned that already.
And if you've never seen Red Dwarf, I apologise for wasting your time.