Trucks

Apr 30, 2005 23:20

I hate trucks. Mostly because people who shouldn't have them do. Yes, some people need them for work or actualy use them to move things. But then there are the people that have pristine condition trucks, almost like show dogs. These guys (mostly) drive their huge trucks really fast and you gotta wonder what they are making up for - a truck is either the hick way or the cheaper-than-a-nice-sportcar way to compensate...and that's sad. Then, of course, there are the little trucks that pass you on the highway trying to be all bad-ass. They remind me of Micromachines. I want to cheer them on - "get the call for super small." What exactly can one move in one of those? A coffee table, a lamp?

This is why I need to rule the world. I would assign cars to people pased on personality and driving preference.
Ex) guys who keep their large white trucks with leather interior spotless would get pink convertible mini coopers - the added bonus to this is the headrests that prevents comfortable "right arm stretched across the seat" action while driving
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