fuck customer service
yo... i need to be paid a lot more than 10$ an hour to deal with a bunch of fucking twitty bitches that are never going to be satisfied despite the excellent customer service i do my best to provide their dumb asses with. this shit is fucking redic. i dont understand why some people - especially those who are in a pretty good place economically speaking - are such super fucking douchemonkies. somebody makes a very harmless mistake and they act like the world is coming to a fucking end.
im just pissed because this fucking bitch made an order for one of her male employees. she was concerned about ordering his gift from a flower shop and wanted me to make sure that we got him a masculine plant and masculine balloons. i say no problem, thinking close to nothing about it. of course in retrospect i probably should have investigated the balloons a little more thorougly and telephoned her when i discover that we really don't have shit in that specific category... so yeah my fuckin bad whatever here's what i did-
two balloons that said party time! one was black with stars the other was blue with confetti. a third balloon was silver and had a picture of superman on it, and the fourth was a yellow one that said felis cumpleanos but it popped so i just grabbed a purple one that said happy birthday and decided to hope for the best.
not five minutes after i get back from delivering she calls up all in a huff about the balloons looking like shit as if they'd been used before and run over by a truck, and complaining that i am a retard for thinking 'a grown man who works in an office' would want a superman balloon. i made the mistake of laughing at that and she was like 'you have a messed up sense of humor this is no laughing matter i want to speak to the manager' BLA BLA BLA
so my boss had me drive back to deliver four different balloons but of course while they were totally fresh and new they were pink and purple and floral. the lady had a complete hissy fit and had me take all 8 of them back to the shop and demanded her money back.
honestly i can understand why she wanted her money back especially if the dude was unhappy about it. i never got to hear his opinion about it only hers, and my problem with hearing her opinion is that she gave it to me in the most fucking rude and bitchy way possible! if she could have just been like, listen thats really not what i had in mind id really appreciate my money back, i wouldnt have gotten pissed off at all but she was a total fucking cuntbag and thinking about it still makes me really fucking irritated!!!!! seriously wtf
i hate people!!!!!!!!!
im just pissed because this fucking bitch made an order for one of her male employees. she was concerned about ordering his gift from a flower shop and wanted me to make sure that we got him a masculine plant and masculine balloons. i say no problem, thinking close to nothing about it. of course in retrospect i probably should have investigated the balloons a little more thorougly and telephoned her when i discover that we really don't have shit in that specific category... so yeah my fuckin bad whatever here's what i did-
two balloons that said party time! one was black with stars the other was blue with confetti. a third balloon was silver and had a picture of superman on it, and the fourth was a yellow one that said felis cumpleanos but it popped so i just grabbed a purple one that said happy birthday and decided to hope for the best.
not five minutes after i get back from delivering she calls up all in a huff about the balloons looking like shit as if they'd been used before and run over by a truck, and complaining that i am a retard for thinking 'a grown man who works in an office' would want a superman balloon. i made the mistake of laughing at that and she was like 'you have a messed up sense of humor this is no laughing matter i want to speak to the manager' BLA BLA BLA
so my boss had me drive back to deliver four different balloons but of course while they were totally fresh and new they were pink and purple and floral. the lady had a complete hissy fit and had me take all 8 of them back to the shop and demanded her money back.
honestly i can understand why she wanted her money back especially if the dude was unhappy about it. i never got to hear his opinion about it only hers, and my problem with hearing her opinion is that she gave it to me in the most fucking rude and bitchy way possible! if she could have just been like, listen thats really not what i had in mind id really appreciate my money back, i wouldnt have gotten pissed off at all but she was a total fucking cuntbag and thinking about it still makes me really fucking irritated!!!!! seriously wtf
i hate people!!!!!!!!!