"ZOMG WATERSLIDE!!!
This is, quite possibly, the happiest dog in the world.
OH! I got a bike. It's awesome. It's a Dr Pepper bike. It's heavy as crap though, and right now the tires are flat (either because it's been sitting unused for months or because the tubes need replacing). Gotta fix the tires and get a lock and I'll be set.
Yay bike!