Title:
Five Ways to Stop Being a PrincessRating: Teen
Characters: Leia/Han
Summary:
1. Spend a night in the smuggling compartments of the Millennium Falcon
2. Learn to fire a blaster without closing your eyes
3. Get drunk and go to bed with an unsuitable man
4. Yell at people who ask if you're okay
5. Go to bed with an unsuitable man even when you're sober
Word count: 3500