Just some observation:

[igotyourcrack]

I dislike it when people purchased one of those tiny salads at McDonald's or Wendy's, or any fast food restaurant, and drink their diet pops but are too fucking lazy to walk around the block.

News flash: walking one block might help. GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP.

Comments

[mellotron]

i love mayonaisse

[igotyourcrack]

You mean, without the -o-n-a-i-s-s-e. You love may.

[taikowannabe]

no without the naisse. Have you so quickly forgotten that I'd dubbed you mayo?

[igotyourcrack]

haha, and scar me for life?
Yes.

[taikowannabe]

Scar you? Only if you are allergic to such condiments, which I highly doubt you are, you multicondimenter-eater, you.