sweet sassy molassey!
nerk is the shit sometimes...brendan's place is fun, and it was nice and warm last night.
me and jerry and chanelle went out there and got a little drunk (ok, they were drunker than me, i'll admit it...i paced myself) and we went out for a walk around 2 in the morning and ended up doing some of the following:
-run at a tree and jump
-climb the tree
-lose/buy cigarettes
-climb onto bridges
-throw loose change off an overpass
-suck the dicks of waitresses at texas roadhouse...in ohio
-tackle each other and roll around in the mud...mostly on the slopes of nasty drainage ditches or the creek
-yell and shout and carry on
-throw things at each other
-throw beer bottles
-ass rape the bronze statue of a little kid riding a bike
-hide from each other
-steal street signs along with their posts by pulling them directly out of the ground
-smoke jerry's fake joints to look like we're cool
-made all too many references to Bruce Bain, the esteemed and revered dictator for life of nerk, ahaya
i'm having too much fun lately and it interferes with my schoolwork. this will not do. but alas. at least the night was productive, and i got home in time to fall asleep around four in the morning.
me and jerry and chanelle went out there and got a little drunk (ok, they were drunker than me, i'll admit it...i paced myself) and we went out for a walk around 2 in the morning and ended up doing some of the following:
-run at a tree and jump
-climb the tree
-lose/buy cigarettes
-climb onto bridges
-throw loose change off an overpass
-suck the dicks of waitresses at texas roadhouse...in ohio
-tackle each other and roll around in the mud...mostly on the slopes of nasty drainage ditches or the creek
-yell and shout and carry on
-throw things at each other
-throw beer bottles
-ass rape the bronze statue of a little kid riding a bike
-hide from each other
-steal street signs along with their posts by pulling them directly out of the ground
-smoke jerry's fake joints to look like we're cool
-made all too many references to Bruce Bain, the esteemed and revered dictator for life of nerk, ahaya
i'm having too much fun lately and it interferes with my schoolwork. this will not do. but alas. at least the night was productive, and i got home in time to fall asleep around four in the morning.