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can anyone say.. mother fucking bitch ass whack fucktard dickwad slut whore skank fucker who-I-can't-kick-in-the-balls-because-he-doesn't-have-any?
That's EXACTLY who my brother is. He's not just Skittletard anymore. That up there would be his name if I could remember it all the time. He's just always out to ruin my whole fuckin life. I think only 2 people know exactly what I mean when I say that. But anyways,
Those fuckin cicadas are out. They're taking over Emily's house. None at my house yet, thankfully. We went outside last night and damn. We had to wear a hat so that when they fell off the trees they didn't fall onto our heads. We tried to light them on fire.. Eh hem never give me a lighter.. but the fuckers won't burn. They started crawling on my shoes and it was just ew. Then my phone was on vibrate so whenever I got a text message it would vibrate in my pants. Nessa kept texting me so whenever I felt the side of my pants vibrate I would jump so much thinking that it was the cicadas. Haha when one was on my shoe I started kicking at it to get it off and it flew up and landed on Emily's back. That was fun.
We then went inside after our failed attempts to see them explode. It's kinda funny that I was the one saying 'Noo don't step on them! They'll die!' Then I turned around and asked her for some matches. I know, I'm cruel but NONE OF THEM DIED. they are immune to the fire. But yes, we went inside and watched The Breakfast Club. I love that movie. It's so great. Bender is the best. Haha, a trip down memory lane. Meh. I think I'm done. I'll update more later.
Seven Days till New York and MAYBE Nessa. <3
Fourteen Days Three Exam Days = I'm officially a JUNIOR.
And Twenty-five Days left till Europe. God Damn.
That's EXACTLY who my brother is. He's not just Skittletard anymore. That up there would be his name if I could remember it all the time. He's just always out to ruin my whole fuckin life. I think only 2 people know exactly what I mean when I say that. But anyways,
Those fuckin cicadas are out. They're taking over Emily's house. None at my house yet, thankfully. We went outside last night and damn. We had to wear a hat so that when they fell off the trees they didn't fall onto our heads. We tried to light them on fire.. Eh hem never give me a lighter.. but the fuckers won't burn. They started crawling on my shoes and it was just ew. Then my phone was on vibrate so whenever I got a text message it would vibrate in my pants. Nessa kept texting me so whenever I felt the side of my pants vibrate I would jump so much thinking that it was the cicadas. Haha when one was on my shoe I started kicking at it to get it off and it flew up and landed on Emily's back. That was fun.
We then went inside after our failed attempts to see them explode. It's kinda funny that I was the one saying 'Noo don't step on them! They'll die!' Then I turned around and asked her for some matches. I know, I'm cruel but NONE OF THEM DIED. they are immune to the fire. But yes, we went inside and watched The Breakfast Club. I love that movie. It's so great. Bender is the best. Haha, a trip down memory lane. Meh. I think I'm done. I'll update more later.
Seven Days till New York and MAYBE Nessa. <3
Fourteen Days Three Exam Days = I'm officially a JUNIOR.
And Twenty-five Days left till Europe. God Damn.