i lost my appetite
caitlin- "ben just found out he has chlamydia."
me- "oh my god"
caitlin- "oh my god i know."
me- "THAT FUCKER GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA!"
ben- "i don't have chlamydia, i told everyone that caitlin has herpes so she sent you that text."
me- "WHOAA NOT FUNNY. you scared the fucking shit out of me."
ben-" hah sorry baby, you know me silly little ben but don't worry im clean :)"
me- "you fucking better be i was about to hunt you down and kill you"
caitlin-" just kidding about ben"
me. "mm yeah thanks"
worst text EVER hahaha.
me- "oh my god"
caitlin- "oh my god i know."
me- "THAT FUCKER GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA!"
ben- "i don't have chlamydia, i told everyone that caitlin has herpes so she sent you that text."
me- "WHOAA NOT FUNNY. you scared the fucking shit out of me."
ben-" hah sorry baby, you know me silly little ben but don't worry im clean :)"
me- "you fucking better be i was about to hunt you down and kill you"
caitlin-" just kidding about ben"
me. "mm yeah thanks"
worst text EVER hahaha.