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[igotabigspatula]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
fangirllynhibiki.deviantart.com/art/C-mere-you-111864157
AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM?
Who are these people? There are pictures of me with almost everyone! And I most definitely wasn't there when they were taken!

And I DO NOT use my spatula like they're saying! These people are disgusting!

Comments

[moosechangerpat]

Hi there Ukyo! My name's Moosey and I totally think you and Ataru would be cute together. Although the man needs some serious spatula smack in the head theorpy. Ah in case you haven't figured out, I'm Ataru and Brooke's Mun. I always thought it be rather neat to meet you in person. I've always loved cooks, being one myself.

[igotabigspatula]

Ah, well..Nice to meet you too, I suppose..

But Ataru and I? What's going on in that head of yours?

[moosechangerpat]

Do you know where I can find a spatula like yours? I could start making some killer pancakes with one of those babies.

Oh come now, Ataru may be the most perverted man in the universe, and sure he's not the most loyal person in the world... but he's not so bad! Besides, he really has a thing for you. The only reason he's not all that loyal towards Lum is because she sort of forced herself into his life... which is the worst thing you can do with Ataru. He's sort of a nice guy... well at least I think he's nicer than Ranma in some ways.

But I'm rambling. Ataru can be a really nice guy if you're nice towards him. And you know one of the greatest things about him? You can beat him every day with a spatula if he's acting in a way you don't like and he'd still like you XD.

[igotabigspatula]

No, I don't. This was specially made. One of a kind sort of thing. You could try some other sort of utensil.

He's a perverted, sneaky little womanizer! The only reason I'd do something for him would be to benefit my cooking!
Why would I want to be nice to him?

[moosechangerpat]

Ah that would explain why you almost killed the man when he stole it. I can hardly blame you, but truthfully, it's Ataru's job to get beaten up on a constant basis.

Well... sort of... yeah he's all those things and more. But he's also kind of sweet under all that sneaky, perverted, womanizing! I mean he did get you flowers when he went to get the stuffing beat out of him for stealing your spatula.

Ah! See that's the thing! Ataru is possibly the most creative person in the world if he even thinks there's a chance he can get closer to a girl. You present something you want done with just a hint of a smile Ataru could set a world record for it!

[thegreatataru]

... hey, Hey, HEY!!! Agreeing that I'm sneaky, perverted, and a womanizer is not helping my case Mr. Mun! I can win the heart of any woman without your help! ... even if this one happens to be more cute, and gorgeous than most.

[moosechangerpat]

Psh, yeah I'm soooo sure you can, you idiot.