003 YOU'RE GONNA GET IT

[igotabigspatula]

ALRIGHT, WHO TOOK IT? YOU'VE GOT EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS TO GIVE IT BACK OR I'M COMING TO EACH AND EVERY BOAT TO FIND IT.

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[yourkindbutcher]

A giant spatula, eh? How well does it cut through bone?

[igotabigspatula]

..Not well at all.

[yourkindbutcher]

Not well? Why else would you carry a weapon like that around?

Don't ya want to cut people up?

[igotabigspatula]

To cook with?

And no. Who wants to do that?

[yourkindbutcher]

Interesting.. you could cut them up, and then cook them right afterwards! That's fantastic!

Hell, if I find this thing I might just keep it for myself.

[igotabigspatula]

..That's disgusting.

And I swear I will come at you if I find you have it.

[yourkindbutcher]

Sorry toots, I dont have it.

But boy, if i did! Id have myself some fun.