I hate my liiiiiiife!!!!!!!!!!

May 25, 2007 21:58

UGH! I cannot believe this. I cannot believe this.

THIS DAMN RAMEN!! It was, like, SO HOT! AND IT JUST SPILLED ALL OVER MY ARM, WHYYYYY?!11 T_T T_T T_T

It was so hot! ;_; And now my arm hurts, it's even red and, yeah, I put it underneath the water and it feels sorta better now and whatev, but that's not the point!! ;__; Why, God, why don't you want to punish me so much??? It was shrimp flavored...that's my favorite...this is only happiness I have left in this God forsaken world, Jesus, why?

IT'S THE LAST STRAW. I WANNA DIE. I wanna diiiiiiie. I'm just gonna write a note to my mommy that I'm running away and that I'm gonna go smoke pot and that I'm gonna go join 30 Seconds to Mars and have sex with lots of pplz for moneys. I hate everything and everyone in the world now, and I'm never going to eat Ramen again!!1

*cries* I even wrote this poem, see? *sniffle* Isn't it prettiful?

Ramen,
Thou hast betrayed me,
From thou mother and thy father,
Whose loins I wished I hath never sprouted,
I hate you cruel deceiving Ramen,
Hate you hate you hate you go die,
Goodbye, Farewell, Au Revoir...

;___; ;____; ;______; ;_______;!!!!1eleventy

lawl, emo, done on a dare

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