Dust In The Wind
Alright I stole this from Davey who stole it from Maricella
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Kyle
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Sexy
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? nope
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Niall (cuz it rymes with my name)
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Sometimes they call me LOSER and thats really diferent than my normal name
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Negative
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Sorda but mainly yes
(8) Do you think God has a gender? both
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Sure
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? whats that
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? Up with Jesus and Elvis and God and Norma Jean (Monroes real name)
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? sure?
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? depends on who is tryin to make me laugh
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Alan, Fletcher, David
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? yeah all the time
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? my jokes arent funny
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? taco, burrito, Fletcher and gay
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Hi.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? hxc!! haha no
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? MTV
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? some crazy hardcore songs
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? umm lately Ive been listening to The Fall Of Troy
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? umm probably Color Your World
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? anything by Before Today or Chiodos
(25) If the..............................THIS QUESTION JUST DISSAPEARED ITS NOT HERE!!!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? umm 16 Candles but thats kinda a girl movie
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? most of the time
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Yoda because thats the only I really know
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Umm Full House or more band documentaries
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Chick Flicks
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? the good yellow stuff
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Im stupid
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? well Chinese food basically sucks except for some stuff
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? YUMM!!!!
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? Vic has a mac and its cool to play with
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? none
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? its easier to talk online
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? IM SO WEIRD IN PERSON!
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? ebay smells
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? maybe for like 10 seconds
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? they are nice to you even if you act gay
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? I WISH I KNEW A GAY GUY
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Girl things
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? depends
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? No ones really. Id rather take a picture or just meet them thats better than an autograph
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? A long time ago I got told I look like the guy in NOFX and I kinda look like Josh Eppard
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? Some gay guy
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Not really
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Umm John Stamos. I wanna know how much hair gel he uses,
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Whos that?
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? In class when Niall laughs at it
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? not really
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? I wish
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? umm I have it but dont know it
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Sure
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? no
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? why not
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? nope
(60) What do you think of pi? I dont really like pie but it looks cool
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Nope
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Not too good
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? know em.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? no
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? yeah.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? bad
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? maybe
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Some of em do. I know that....
(69) 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!! haha whoever made this quiz is silly
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? guitar
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? whats tangible mean? I want a new acoustic guitar
(73) How badly do you want it? not too much
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? dont really want to. I cant pernounce the name.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? because your gay
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? All the time
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 900
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I was a power ranger a read one...I have a picture
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Nothing. oh wait I wore a pink shirt and was Pink Boy
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? the ones you get presents.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Kyle Appreciation Day. wait thats in April
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? HORRIBLE
(83) How good is your long-term memory? I remember stuff from when I was three thats it
(84) What is your earliest memory? I stole a toy whale at a store and hid it under my shirt from the nuns (meghan knows)
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? dont know
(86) What is your strangest memory? dont know
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? maybe scooby doo
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? none
(89) What book makes/made you cry? I dont read too much
(90) What song makes/made you cry? umm lemme think. none
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? BOBBY BROWN BY FRANK ZAPPA
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? NOPE!
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? If no one I knew died and if I didnt die
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? what? Queen? or something Im confused
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? My eyes hurt
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? you suck
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? Nope
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? How gay are you
(99) How would you have answered it? I wouldve said that you like people named Fletcher
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? I wish they knew.. L
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I like girls
(wheres the next question?)