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[ignoramus]

What's your name?
Penny O'Brien.
Cool. Is your middle name "Lane?"
No. It's "Road."
Seriously?
Yeah. My parents are retards.
Haha! That's hilarious.
No, I'm not joking. They really are retards.
Oh. Sorry.

Comments

[skemop]

you defriended me? My heart just shat all over itself.

[ignoramus]

If you're interested in reading about the mess of shit sandwich known as my life, I can refriend you.

I think I defriended you because your entries depressed me. I know that's mean, but I guess I haven't been very nice to you the past couple of years. For that, I am TERRIBLY sorry.

I went to CTG a couple days ago to see a play, and I noticed that your picture was right above the toilet in the bathroom. I thought of you when I pooped...

[skemop]

I can never tell when you're being sincere... I don't want to make you be my friend.

[ignoramus]

The pooping thing wasn't sincere. The being mean to you thing was sincere. I'm sorry.

You're my friend. I want you to be my friend, and you want me to be your friend.

[skemop]

Yay, then.

I think of you when I poop, too.