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[ignobleregalia]

TRUE FACT:

TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY.

ACTUALLY, IT STILL IS.

BUT I WANTED TO SAY "AND NOW IT'S NOT."

BECAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT.

HAPPY IT ISN'T MY BIRTHDAY ANYMORE TO ME, JERKS.

My work here is done. (/beaton)