// drabbles meme! [PUBLIC]

[ignixferroque]

DRABBLES MEME!

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WARNING: some of these proooobably won't be safe for work. >_>; and might contain slash pairings and femslash and just all around idiocy.

COMMENT ON PEOPLE'S AT YOUR LEISURE. MAKE AN EPIC LOVE STORY!

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To Angrily Fuck

[verily_ergo]

Suki and Sokka were celebrating a gracious Valentine's Day together. Suki had cooked a fuzzy dinner and they ate on the floor, at the beach, and under a rock by candlelight.

"My darling," Sokka said, stroking Suki's cock, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Suki. "It is but a supple token of my exquisite love."

Suki opened the box. Inside was a triangular trashcan! She gazed at it openly. Then she gazed at Sokka openly. "It's fabulous," Suki said. "Come here and let me fuck you."

Just then, a throbbing crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like Zuko when his PS2 froze. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an icy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Sokka read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other naughtily as the crone cackled some more. Suki's tongue began to tremble. Then Sokka shrugged, pulled out a dildo, and hit the crone on her vagina. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Suki said and kissed Sokka sing-songingly. "This is an amazing Valentine's Day!"

They sexfully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they fucked each other all night long.