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COMMENT ON PEOPLE'S AT YOUR LEISURE. MAKE AN EPIC LOVE STORY!
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COMMENT ON PEOPLE'S AT YOUR LEISURE. MAKE AN EPIC LOVE STORY!
... STRUDEL!
ALSO, THIS ENTRY IS PUBLIC SO PIMP IT OUT PLZ
Every December, Frank the Goat would feel himself getting all floppy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas goat, he snapped at anyone dancing enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Frank the Goat had to go to the mall to buy a gracious trashcan. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing sexfully around and so much Christmas music blaring sing-songingly, he thought his vagina would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a sparkly man collecting for charity. Frank the Goat never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the sparkly man dropped his bells and ran on the floor, at the beach, and under a rock. There was a supple leprechaun right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the sparkly man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Frank the Goat rushed out and sobbingly pushed them both out of the way. There was a gratuitous bang and then everything went dark.
When Frank the Goat woke up, he was in a fabulous room. There was a Christmas goat in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Frank the Goat's tongue hurt. A lot.
The sparkly man came into the room. "I'm so throbbing!" he said. "You're awake. My name is you. You saved me from the truck. But your tongue is broken."
Frank the Goat hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas goat up and his tongue was broken, he felt quite grape-flavored, especially when he looked at you.
"Your tongue must hurt naughtily," you said. "I think this will help." And he fucked Frank the Goat several times.
Now Frank the Goat felt very grape-flavored indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved you. "I love you," he said, and kissed you angrily.
"I love you too," said you. Just then, the leprechaun ran into the room and nuzzled Frank the Goat's proboscis. "I brought him home with us," you said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Frank the Goat said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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what has been seen.
cannot be unseen.
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man what is wrong with us
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what ISN'T wrong with us :|
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