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Jul 26, 2007 12:54

Posted fic last night, which to date may be the weirdest thing I've ever written. (Certainly the longest since ye olde BtVS/AtS days).

Starring Dean Winchester As The Other White Meat
Supernatural, Sam/Dean (R), 14,773 words
Funnily enough, there isn’t any pie or vengeful witches or waitresses or Sam eating veggies (and whole wheat, what the fuck?) or demonic pregnancies or bodily fluids involved in the unmaking of Dean Winchester. It’s the usual brand of weirdness when the boys are on a hunt, only this time Dean winds up as the other white meat - that isto say, a pig. Sam, unspoken fondness for Dean’s animal self, thinks karma’s got an awesome sense of humor.

In which there is brotherly banter, food, Sam wearing lipstick at one point, and Dean gets turned into a pig.

Because hey, I figure if you're gonna write animal transformation, I'll opt for a pig rather than a cat or a dog which has been done before. For that choice is also my nod to the cracktastic episodes of Hercules or Justice League featuring the same change, as well as Animorphs by having Dean still be able to talk (because yeah, animal transformation = funny, but it's even funnier when you can hear his view on things). I was tempted to use the thoughtspeak indication but as Reg helpfully pointed out, not everyone would know about that. *waves to the two Animorphs fans on the flist* The story came out a little longer than I thought it would but the plot and banter was addictive. ::headdesk:: freaking DEAN.

There's also 3 manips of Pig!Dean & Sam within in the fic because I'm not that crazy enough to make a separate post for those, so if you want to check out the crazy art, feel free.

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Forgot to bring this up but mini-LJ blackout? Spent the night on YouTube, where I watched the MTV House Of Wax special.

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...You see what I'm reduced to in the wake of no LJ? DO YOU SEE? Like I didn't need any more reasons to love Jared. and holy shit, so THAT's chad. i mean in the sense of how he is, not that i've never seen him before, because we'll forget that I once had to tape that Lone Ranger TV movie for my mom once, okay? Okay.

I don't think it helps (with the dorking out) that I've suddenly become a fangirl in love with the Bill & Ted movies after renting the sequel the other night (hi, I'm 12, we know this). How awesome was the first movie though? Second isn't as good but I do not care, for that one has Death and Keanu suddenly ripped.

Here, have a song: Kiss - God Gave Rock And Roll To You.

Right, back to other stuff and avoiding all urges of abusing Photoshop. (she says, opening it right the hell now).

movies: bill & ted's excellent adventure, jaredina, movies, youtube is the devil, fic discussion

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