Face, Y'all!
I woke up this morning, imagine that. I went to my mother's salon and recieved a free facial from the facial woman. Mmm. I looked in the mirror afterwards and thought to myself, "I look like Patrick Bateman!" My hair had been pulled back, because of the head band I had been wearing, and my face was shining like something incredibly shiny. Then later on in the day, I caught my reflection in a car window and realized the Patrick Bateman lookingness of myself had dissipated. After eating brunch, shopping, buying a candle and a Feng Shui book, I immediately drove home and played video games, did some stuff, and that leaves us here. Violence, brethren.