I accidentally killed my roommate ;__;

May 23, 2007 02:48

There was a big ol' spider that lived in my room with me. I didn't mind him, I'd sometimes catch some moths for him to eat and in return he kept my room bug free and didn't run over my face while I slept. His name was Archebald. But I didn't see him running along the floor... I was leaning back on my chair when my friend told me she was going to get a tattoo and wanted me to design it. I was so surprised, I leaned forward and put all the chair legs back on the floor... Poor Archie probably didn't even see it coming. When I realised he wasn't in his usual corner, I looked for him and found him twitching next to my chair. It was too late... I picked him up, said goodbye and put him on the window sill to take part in the food chain. I'm kinda sad...

But then, it was an unwritten rule of ours. He doesn't get under my feet, I don't squish him. And, oh Archie, did you break that one. Didn't you SEE my chair was up?? Well, ol' buddy, I'm sure if there's a spider heaven, you're up there right now. With no chairs to squish you.

Oh well, at least I won't get anymore weird looks from other people living in my building when I come back with a handful of bugs.

spider, archebald, chair

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