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According to several credible news sources the grandmaster chess player Bobby Fischer is being held in a Japanese prison close to Japan's worst nuclear disaster site in an effort to make him impotent. Why try to make him impotent you mat ask? Well, Bobby Fischer has a giant penis and that obviously makes Japanese people jealous. He told a story about dating the japanese women's chess champion, and while he was in Japan bathing, his girlfriend overheard two Japanese business men talking about a man with a giant penis bathing, then pointed at him as he came out of the bathhouse. Bobby Fischer is being held because he is wanted in the US for playing Chess in Yugoslavia, if he returns and is convicted he could go to jail for 10 years and pay a $250,000 fine.