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1. My uncle once: was a hippie and owned a goat
2. Never in my life: will I forget my friends I have now
3. When I was five: I dyed my hair black, got grey contacts and got my eyebrow pierced
4. High School is: a lot of different thing…short, long, confusing, enlightening, useless, useful…basically a paradox
6. I once met: someone who had 4 guys in love with her at the same time
7. There's this girl I know who: has put up with my crap for the past 3 years and still calls me her best friend
8. Once, at a bar: I danced to Irish pub music and it was awesome
10. Last night: I talked to a man I didn’t know for 2 hours and then listened to him lecture for another 2 hours
12. Next time I go to church: I will learn Armenian
15. When I turn my head left, I see: an arm rest, a pair of headphones, and two chairs…and the tile room
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a piano …and my whole life ahead of me (10 points for being profound!)
18. How many days until my birthday?: um…a lot
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: the corpse they buried in Hamlet next to Ophelia
20. By this time next year: I’ll be happily married with 7 children
21. A better name for me would be: Madame Bumblebee
22. I have a hard time understanding: God, philosophy and guys…and communication breakdowns
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: be riding my little heart out
24. You know I like you if: I never speak to you or return your calls and get a sour look on my face whenever you’re around
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: Bob Dylan of course
27. Take my advice: If you are ever stuck in the bottom of a river with only a pair of pants and a crocodile…just let him have your wallet, it’s not worth the trouble
28. My ideal breakfast is: at a pub
30. If you visit my hometown: look me up and we’ll get some coffee
32. Why won't anyone: respect my authoriTAY
33. If you spend the night at my house: watch out cause I kill people in my sleep and don’t even realize it
34. I'd stop my wedding if: I didn’t like the napkin rings
35. The world could do without: napkin rings
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the belly of a poisonous frog
37. My favorite blonde is: too many to choose from next question!
38. Paper clips are more useful than: paper cuts
39. If I do anything well, it is: being sarcastic
40. And by the way: I’m a pirate
41. The last time I was high: was on my way to Massachusetts…American Airlines baby!
42. The animal I would like to see flying besides birds are: ferrets of course
2. Never in my life: will I forget my friends I have now
3. When I was five: I dyed my hair black, got grey contacts and got my eyebrow pierced
4. High School is: a lot of different thing…short, long, confusing, enlightening, useless, useful…basically a paradox
6. I once met: someone who had 4 guys in love with her at the same time
7. There's this girl I know who: has put up with my crap for the past 3 years and still calls me her best friend
8. Once, at a bar: I danced to Irish pub music and it was awesome
10. Last night: I talked to a man I didn’t know for 2 hours and then listened to him lecture for another 2 hours
12. Next time I go to church: I will learn Armenian
15. When I turn my head left, I see: an arm rest, a pair of headphones, and two chairs…and the tile room
16. When I turn my head right, I see: a piano …and my whole life ahead of me (10 points for being profound!)
18. How many days until my birthday?: um…a lot
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: the corpse they buried in Hamlet next to Ophelia
20. By this time next year: I’ll be happily married with 7 children
21. A better name for me would be: Madame Bumblebee
22. I have a hard time understanding: God, philosophy and guys…and communication breakdowns
23. If I ever go back to school I'll: be riding my little heart out
24. You know I like you if: I never speak to you or return your calls and get a sour look on my face whenever you’re around
25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: Bob Dylan of course
27. Take my advice: If you are ever stuck in the bottom of a river with only a pair of pants and a crocodile…just let him have your wallet, it’s not worth the trouble
28. My ideal breakfast is: at a pub
30. If you visit my hometown: look me up and we’ll get some coffee
32. Why won't anyone: respect my authoriTAY
33. If you spend the night at my house: watch out cause I kill people in my sleep and don’t even realize it
34. I'd stop my wedding if: I didn’t like the napkin rings
35. The world could do without: napkin rings
36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the belly of a poisonous frog
37. My favorite blonde is: too many to choose from next question!
38. Paper clips are more useful than: paper cuts
39. If I do anything well, it is: being sarcastic
40. And by the way: I’m a pirate
41. The last time I was high: was on my way to Massachusetts…American Airlines baby!
42. The animal I would like to see flying besides birds are: ferrets of course