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Aug 03, 2007 20:17

so I went home and realized I didn't miss it as much as I thought
then I came back to Americorp and realized I never missed it.
so now I have to figure out what to do in 3 months when I am a free man again

this is too much for me.
I suck at planning ahead.
I suck at making decisions and sticking to them.
I suck for not hanging out with my MOM enough while I was home

on the plus side
I don't suck at sleeping, eating, watching tv and movies, listening to music, drinking a lot of beer, smoking pot, bitching, cooking, and last but not least brightening the lives of everyone whose life I am in.

whoa.

my left arm is cold.
I need to shower but last time I showered here I smelt
what I imagine a football players duckbutter smells like.

1. duck butter 519 up, 47 down

The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows.
I have some killa DB today!
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