Group Swim? :D

[igaveudejavu]

Alice is...

In top form this week!  I've gotten my alone time with Jasper in, scheduled meetings with several professionals for the wedding (Edward, don't forget you have to meet with a tailor in a few days), consorted with Esme to allow Haine and Badou to experience the pleasures of a spa, with the help of my staunch female allies purchased suits

Comments

[stonecoldrose]

But I do so love seeing Emmett in a Speedo.

[nicotine_patch]

Aw, gross.

[stonecoldrose]

Didn't anybody ever teach you the facts of life, Badou?

[nicotine_patch]

I fucking well know the facts of life don't include seeing another man's junk in colourful spandex.

[stonecoldrose]

If you feel so left out, you and Haine can have Speedos, too.

[nicotine_patch]

There is no way that shit is comfortable.

[stonecoldrose]

I'm sure you get used to it.

[igaveudejavu]

I did try, but I couldn't find Grumpy Bear on any of the speedo's... sorry :D

[stonecoldrose]

I would prefer a Speedo without Grumpy Bear.

[igaveudejavu]

Yes, I know

[troublemagnetxp]

... Speedo.

[stonecoldrose]

Or less. But there are children around, and I don't think this hotel allows skinny-dipping.

[troublemagnetxp]

Um. ...Right.

Speedos are. Disturbing. And scarring. I hope you know that.

[stonecoldrose]

Depending on the make and the man, they can be rather sexy.

[troublemagnetxp]

...I somehow sort of doubt that. They're Speedos.

[stonecoldrose]

No, they're really not your style, are they.