Spam-tastic
Did you know that the word “erection” is in the U.S. Constitution? Article I, Section 8, second-to-last listed power of Congress (just before the Necessary and Proper Clause). I mean, they’re talking about needful buildings, granted, but I still find it rather interesting. I should go around quizzing people on this, or something.
Gah, I have four hours until my exam, and everything I read is turning into Chinese, which I do not know. SEND ME GOOD WISHES, BITCHES, I NEED IT. #clutches#
At least I’ve only got these two exams today, and then I’m done for the semester (for better or for worse).
Does anyone know if procrastination can be classified as a clinical disease, and hence worthy of understanding and consideration? If not, can I patent this theory and make millions of dollars with which to live on in a blissful haze of nothingness, profiting off those similarly afflicted and indulging in the lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed-mainly, faffing about here-and-there and reading/writing porn fics, except without any further obligations?
Well, yes, I appear to be spamming you all, but I suppose it is something I do when the pressure is on. If there is a deadline approaching, I am on this thing like white on rice. Because I am responsible and intelligent like that. o.O
Ack, back to studying! Send me glomps!
ETA:
Did you know that Sesame Street is putting the Cookie Monster on a diet? If I recall correctly, cookies are now a “sometimes-food” that are sometimes good to eat, but fruits and veggies are “always-foods” that are healthy and delicious all the time.
I was always a Big Bird fangirl myself, as a child, but I am disturbed for the fate of this puppet. I mean, the food is in his name, people! You can’t just whimsically change things that are so integral to a character’s development-indeed, to his very identity. I mean, he’s not the fucking mango-monster, now is he? No. He is a big blue puppet who finds joy in eating cookies. It is too late to change that now, Sesame Street people.
I have just seen an advertisement for Ben & Jerry’s new Moodmagic ice cream, which, it says, is “mood-altering fun.” What, do we have crack!ice-cream, now?
Remember, kids: crack!ice-cream is just a “sometimes-food.” o.O
Gah, I have four hours until my exam, and everything I read is turning into Chinese, which I do not know. SEND ME GOOD WISHES, BITCHES, I NEED IT. #clutches#
At least I’ve only got these two exams today, and then I’m done for the semester (for better or for worse).
Does anyone know if procrastination can be classified as a clinical disease, and hence worthy of understanding and consideration? If not, can I patent this theory and make millions of dollars with which to live on in a blissful haze of nothingness, profiting off those similarly afflicted and indulging in the lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed-mainly, faffing about here-and-there and reading/writing porn fics, except without any further obligations?
Well, yes, I appear to be spamming you all, but I suppose it is something I do when the pressure is on. If there is a deadline approaching, I am on this thing like white on rice. Because I am responsible and intelligent like that. o.O
Ack, back to studying! Send me glomps!
ETA:
Did you know that Sesame Street is putting the Cookie Monster on a diet? If I recall correctly, cookies are now a “sometimes-food” that are sometimes good to eat, but fruits and veggies are “always-foods” that are healthy and delicious all the time.
I was always a Big Bird fangirl myself, as a child, but I am disturbed for the fate of this puppet. I mean, the food is in his name, people! You can’t just whimsically change things that are so integral to a character’s development-indeed, to his very identity. I mean, he’s not the fucking mango-monster, now is he? No. He is a big blue puppet who finds joy in eating cookies. It is too late to change that now, Sesame Street people.
I have just seen an advertisement for Ben & Jerry’s new Moodmagic ice cream, which, it says, is “mood-altering fun.” What, do we have crack!ice-cream, now?
Remember, kids: crack!ice-cream is just a “sometimes-food.” o.O