(Pics gacked and cropped from
beizy’s
screencaps.)
What the hell have they done to Harry’s hair?!?!?
That is not Harry!hair. That is not even close. That is the gayest thing I have ever seen on anybody’s head, and not in a good way, either. WTF, hair-and-makeup people? WTF?
Ron looks alright. Except for the fact that he always has a stupid-ass expression on his face. They need to stop giving Emma this poor boy’s lines. #pets Rupert#
Do I even need to tell you what I think of this one?
Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. It looks like Dumbledore is getting his freak on in front of the whole school. There, I have said it. I would have made an animated icon of it just for the comedic value, but the thought of it squicks me too much. Oh, my eyes, they cannot bear it! Moving on.
Oh, yes, now we’re talking. Who knew evil!schools had so much disciplined man-meat just waiting for the taking? Seriously, this is hot. Mmm, boys in formation holding phallic objects and looking all tough and aloof is pretty.
Bah, this picture is terrible. The only thing I like about it is the students and their uniforms, and that fabulous ghetto-tilt to their preppy pimp hats. Gotta love it.
That is not how I imagined the Goblet of Fire. My GOF is not a clear, blue-light-producing-thing that is mounted up so high you’d need a good-sized basketball player to run in and slam-dunk your name into it. I do like the smexy man posing by it, though.
Guh. This man is beautiful. The only problem is that I did not imagine Krum was a clean-shaven and pouty model-type guy with this freckle that I kind of want to lick, and who I sort of feel the urge to throw down and shag. The book never gave me that impression of him at all. But, yes, I appreciate the eye-candy.
Well, she’s pretty enough, I suppose. I don’t really think she’s exactly how I imagined Fleur would look, but I’m not really displeased with the choice. I’m so-so on this one.
Okay, now, WTF?! This is not Cedric. No way, no how. I actually thought this guy was Krum, at first (I just found out today that he was Cedric, actually).
This is more like how I imagined Krum would look like. Not-quite-ugly, but certainly not attractive. The jaw and the bone structure and the expression and everything screamed Krum to me.
Krum is not supposed to be more attractive than Cedric. It disrupts the whole Potter Universe. How is it that Krum is this shag-tastic, sexy bitch, and Cedric is this er-he-doesn’t-do-anything-for-me-really-you-can-have-him-thanks kind of person? It makes no sense.
#SHRIEK#
This mermaid scares the hell out of me, she really does. It’s just creepy, that’s all, and I don’t like to look at it. Ew.
Was anyone else a bit pissed about the Hermione/Harry hint here? I mean, these people have got to make up their minds. Stop whoring the girl out, Warner Bros.
Also, they have deprived me of Draco footage. Those bastards! We needs our Felton pics, my precious. And now I’ve gone and freaked myself out with the Gollum reference. Bah.