FIC, Wherein Kirk and Spock Have Inadvisable Drunken Sex, Kirk/Spock, NC-17

[ifyouweremine]

Title: Wherein Kirk and Spock Have Inadvisable Drunken Sex
Rating: NC-17
Summary: See title for details. Also, Spock sort of fails forever at sexy talk.
Disclaimer: Well I certainly don’t own Star Trek
Word Count: 696 words
Spoilers: One tiny spoiler (sort of) from the ’09 movie, but you wouldn’t even know it was a spoiler unless you’d seen the

Comments

[credulesque]

Omg I have been waiting for something like this to pop up without me even having to look for it AMAZING, you got Spock's voice bang on (and as a newbie I'm talking about Quinto!Spock XD) As for the word cock, I think it's more hilarious that a potential ship name could be Kock, which basically seals the deal for me :P

[ifyouweremine]

Thank you, BB, I'm glad you liked it! #smishes#

LMAO, I went searching for some '09 movieverse Kirk/Spock porn and THERE WAS NONE so my muse whispered, "Get them drunk and in a bed, we needs no context, precious!!" hahaha. ^___~ (BTW, I'm so glad Spock sounded like Quinto!Spock to you! That bitch's dialogue is TRICKY. A little piece of my heart cried when I couldn't use contractions =o)

HOMFG KOCK! SO MUCH YES TO THIS LOLLLL

P.S. HELLO ICON

[credulesque]

There was none?! D: I hadn't looked yet and I was relying on there already being hordes of porn, but NONE? O.o fandom has failed :O lolol. Yeaaah he totally did, I now have a sort of urge to go and watch the original series but THERE IS SO MUCH and I have no time :') also I am shallow enough to be sad that Chris and Zach aren't in it

THEY ARE SO HOT. I am a bit obsessed with Chris's eyes now? <<
They're so easy to ship irl as well :">

[ifyouweremine]

ICON WIN ZOMG <333

Well, I didn't find any Kirk/Spock '09 movieverse porn yet, though it's possible I was just looking in the wrong places. IF YOU FIND ANY, LET ME KNOW, K?? (I actually tried reading some K/S fics based on the show and pretending they had Chris and Zach, but it didn't work, LOL)

THEY ARE HOT! And extremely awesome IRL, based on the few clips of them I've seen

[credulesque]

RIGHT? WHEN I HEARD JOHN CHO WAS IN IT I WAS LIKE LOLHAROLDANDKUMAR BUT HE WAS SO BADASS AND AWESOME :D

:O I was gonna post about it at some point today/tomorrow and ask but maybe I should give it a week or so first XD AHHH LOL I was thinking of doing that! But first off, I had NO idea where to start, there must be like 237428374 fics and I'm sort of scared of the hardcore original Trekkies :P

USHDSKJ THEY HAVE EVEN ADMITTED TO HAVING A "BROMANCE" WHERE THEY RUB EACH OTHER'S FEET AND JOG TOGETHER AND idk they were probs joking about the feet but there is PICTURE PROOF OF THE JOGGING! :D

[tzikeh]

I think it's more hilarious that a potential ship name could be Kock

AAAAARGH!!! Hi, I'm nobody and I'm barging into this lj to say AAAAAAARRRGH!!!! to the "Kock" thing. (Though I'm pretty sure you're not serious.)

When this whole portmanteau-naming-of-pairings started back around "Spuffy" time, some of us old-school fans joked that at least it didn't start back during pre-net fandoms because instead of K/S we'd have "Kock."

(Or my personal favorite, "Spork". :D)