FIC, Wherein Wooing Colin is Somewhat More Difficult than Anticipated, Bradley/Colin, PG-13

[ifyouweremine]

Title: Wherein Wooing Colin is Somewhat More Difficult than Anticipated
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “If you were hypothetically me and I were hypothetically courting Colin, what would you-and by you I mean me-do to win his heart and make him let you carry him off into the French sunset for a lifetime of sweetsweet lovemaking?” said Bradley.
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[ifyouweremine]

Thank you BB! I'm glad you enjoyed it. ^___^ <333

[vaudevilles]

Hahahaha!

[ifyouweremine]

Thank you! <333

[sequinedfairy]

I AM MAKING NOISES ONLY HEARD BY DOGS RIGHT NOW.

NO SERIOUSLY. I HONEST TO GOD AM.

AJLKDSLGHAFKGHFJKDSGHDSJKSDGHJKGHSADGJKFHDSGKDJSHKLSAHGDJSAKGHLKJDHSAGJKDSGHJKSGHKJSDHGKJSADHGSKJDGHKLDSJGHFJKDGHLADFGHSJKSDALGHAKSJDGLHSDAGJKHASGJKLSAHGLKJSDDGHJSKLSJADGHSDKJGHSDJKLGAHDSKJGHSDJKLGHDJKASGHAKJGH ANGEL AND KATIE AND COLIN AND BRAAAADLEY, OHMYGOD.

WOOING. LIKE, SERIOUSLY, FOR REAL, WOOING. AND SKYWRITING AND POETRY AND SHIT STALKERS AND TOFU ALLERGIES AND DELICIOUS DEAD ANIMALS AND SERIOUSLY OHMYGOD PLEASE MARRY ME.

(i am sorry for being a stalker, but THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME.)

[sequinedfairy]

i thought i was done, but THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO SAY.

like:

-CELTIC WOMEN. it IS colin, really.
-KATIE'S MINDCONTROLLING BOOBS. true story
-TASMANIAN LEAPING SPIDERS
-JC CHAVEZ. he is this generation's shakespeare for real
-THE ENDING
-BOYZ II MEN. BRADLEY SO LOVES THEM INSANE AMOUNTS AND YOU KNOW IT.
- THIS WHOLE THING: Some of the crew looked around for the source of the disturbance-and, seeing it was Bradley, went back to setting up for the next scene.
-ALSO THIS: “Your cheekbones could make an artist weep for want of painting them,” said Bradley from in front of the castle steps Colin was reading on. “Your lips were shaped by God himself for the sole purpose of kissing. Your wrists were built to fit in the curve of my hand. Everything about you is beautiful to me-your skin, your eyes, your hair, the dimple on the left side of your mouth that jumps out when you smile. I want you. I want to touch you, I want to fuck you, I want to have you for my own for as long as you’ll let me.”-OHMYGOD THE ENTIRE THING, FOR REAL. HOW DO YOU

[mordyn4]

I'm just going to second this.

My tummy hurts from trying to laugh QUIETLY. :P

[ifyouweremine]

AMAZING FEEDBACK IS AMAZING. #SMISHES X 1,000#

EEE, thanks so much BB! I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for your ZOMGFANTASTIC comments, it's such a thrill to see what your favorite bits were! <33333 ^___^

[kick_flaw]

Heeee, even better now that it's posted! \kisses/ I've read it over ten times now, AND IT'S STILL FUNNY. HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

Edit: Because I just read you A/N and I have to say that I really am still appalled at you for knowing that song. For shame.

[ifyouweremine]

Thank you so much for your help on this, hon, you're brilliant! #SMISHES#

Also: COME ON, DON'T YOU WANT TO DANCE TO IT JUST A LITTLE??? ^___~ <333

[kick_flaw]

IF BY DANCE YOU MEAN BACK AWAY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE THEN YES.

[ifyouweremine]

SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING, SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING, YEAH YEAH! JUST FOLLOW MUGATU, HE'LL SHOW YOU HIS SWEET DANCE MOVES ^___^

[timetraveled]

“I like to air-dry,” said Bradley.

I seriously love you right now. ♥

[ifyouweremine]

Hehe, thank you! ^___^ <333