Late late late SPN 4x16 episode reaction
SPN 4x16 (On the Head of a Pin) SPOILERS
*LOL, that was a lame “Then” segment. DO NOT WANT Anna and Ruby on my screen, kthanxbai. Also, could they have made Uriel look any more psycho in that clip? No. No they could not.
*Heeeeey Castiel, cruisin’ like a badass wit your car-alarm hands
*Sam’s driving the Impala? I thought Sam only drove when Dean was A) dead or B) dying
*Oh, show. Starting with Castiel to get my hopes up and then dashing them down again by mentioning Ruby? Cruel
*Dean says he’s emo like season1!Sam because of Pamela dying, but to me it’s clear he’s saying WHY DON’T YOU HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS AND MAKE LOVE TO ME ANYMORE? to Sam with his eyes. Sam is being a bad gaybrotherhusband this season, what with all the lying and running off with Ruby and all.
*Jensen’s Dean!voice is a bit silly, isn’t it? It’s like watching a pretty little poodle try to bark like a Doberman-obvious, unnatural, and a little uncomfortable.
*It’s not really fair to blame Castiel for burning Pamela’s eyes out, he told that ho to GTFO but she was all up in his grill anyway so he had to do what he do. (I’M SORRY, I HAVEN’T HAD MUCH SLEEP TODAY, SO I SAY THINGS LIKE THIS THAT I THINK ARE FUNNY BUT ARE PROBABLY NOT.)
*“YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE, OBI-WAN KENOBI DEAN.” LOL Leia!Castiel
*#dies laughing from when the angels whisk Dean away to their torture chamber and Sam looks around and says, “DAMN IT!!”#
*Castiel opened his eyes all the way??? Well this must be serious.
*“I wanna talk to Cas…alone.” How many times has Dean said “Cas” in the last two minutes? I’m guessing seven.
*“Uriel’s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.” LOLLLLLLLLL, did Castiel just make a joke? I can’t tell, he’s too straight-faced for me to decipher
*“Since when does Uriel get to put a leash on you?” There’s a BDSM joke in there, I just know it
*“I was getting too close to the humans in my charge. You.” I swear this show spoon-feeds us slash
*I feel a little weirded out that Jensen’s going around looking so hot when he’s about to torture someone
*Ugh, did not need to see Ruby in Sam’s lap again
*Sam really went for that demon!blood, didn’t he? I’ve never seen him nom on real food so enthusiastically.
*The runes trapping Alastair were done in chalk? Seriously? What, the angels couldn’t afford a can of spray paint?
*The return of Anna Sue. #sigh#
*Dean continues to be unsettlingly hot while torturing
*EWWWWWWWWWWW
*Dean was the first seal? Interesting
*Crybaby!Dean fights Dean’s stoicism after Dean finds out he accidentally started the apocalypse, oops
*Hurt!Dean yessss! Now when will badass!Sam swoop in and save him?
*Castiel saved him? Huh. And got his ass beaten in the process, aw
*You can exorcize angels? (Also: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GO GET DONUTS, URIEL, MY GOD. I KNOW YOU LIKE THE COFFEE AT DUNKIN DONUTS BUT NOW IS NO TIME FOR A SNACK BREAK, IMPORTANT THINGS ARE HAPPENING)
*Sam and his fury!hand save the day
*Sam, it’s maybe not such a good idea to use your fury!hand in front of an angel. However, I did enjoy Castiel’s, “DAMN, BITCH, YOU CRAZY,” look afterward.
*It shouldn’t be possible to look pretty whilst bruised and unconscious in a hospital bed, but Jensen pulls it off. All those years of practicing the sleeping beauty pose have paid off!
*So if demons aren’t the ones murdering angels, who is? Could it be a…fallen angel? DUN DUN DUN! I mean, something with powers turned on that water pipe to free Alastair, and then Anna just happens to show up? IDK, something’s suspicious here.
*Uriel is back from Dunkin Donuts and he’s wiggin’ over all the angelmurders
*Castiel thinks the angelmurderer might be a rogue angel? Whoa
*Are You There, God? It’s Me, Castiel. God, today I got a funny feeling in my nono’s when I looked at unconscious!Dean. Do you think he likes me, God, or is he still pining over that slut Anna or his no-good semi-evil cheating husband brother brotherhusband? I want to invite Dean to the big dance on Saturday but I’m scared he’ll reject me, God. Should I ask him anyway? Please send me a Divine answer!
*Ohhh snap, maybe Uriel wasn’t at Dunkin Donuts after all. Maybe he’s a TRAITOR ZOMG!!!
*URIEL, YOU DESERVE NO MORE DONUTS. ANGELMURDERERS GET NO DONUTS.
*THROWDOWN
*Castiel is about to get knifed, Anna Sue to the rescue
*Oooh, that shot of dead!Uriel and his wings was pretty cool. Am concerned that no black men or interesting women get to stay alive on this show, though.
*The angels laid siege to hell to get Dean out? Wow, that’s hardcore. I just thought Castiel casually swooped in and snagged Dean and flew away with him, but apparently not.
*So Dean accidentally started the apocalypse and now he has to stop it. I’m not gonna lie, I laughed when crybaby!Dean returned.