SPN 4x14 reaction post (SPOILERY)
*Oh great, Ruby in the "Then" segment. That's always a bad sign.
*Hello Dean's eyelashes
*Jealous!Dean
*Why hellooooo Sam in a suit!
*More jealous!Dean
*C-blocked? C-BLOCKED? Dean has never in his life said "c-blocked." Believability fail.
*Smart!Dean!
*So the Siren goes around looking like what you want most? Well, she should be easy for Dean to find, then, he just has to look for Sam's clone.
*Even more jealous!Dean. Seriously, Dean, snooping around on Sam's phone to see who Sam was talking to? Could you be any more of a suspicious wife?
*Oh crap, FBI guy
*LOL Bobby's phones
*FBI guy and Dean are so gonna bang later
*Uh oh, lab lady is the Siren?
*Sam and Dean look reallyreally pretty this episode
*How come every girl Sam fucks in canon is either:
-doomed to die tragically
-vaguely evil
-both
*...So now that Sam's slept with Siren lab lady, does that mean he's going to try to kill Dean?
*More jealous!Dean!
*"What is it with you and banging monsters!"
*"Crazy on toast"? I like you, FBI guy. Though I'm also a bit suspicious of you.
*Oh my! And the plot thickens.
*"So we can be brothers"? Oh, is that what they're calling it nowadays? LOL gayness
*"I got exactly what I wanted. I got Dean."
LOLLLLLLLLLL SO GAY
*"Dean's all mine."
"You poisoned him."
"No. I gave him what he needed. And it wasn't some bitch in a g-string. It was you."
ROFLMAOOOOOO
*If Sam's such a demon wonderkid, how come he can't resist Siren spit?
*Lover's brother's lover's spat morphs into domestic violence!
*Hello Bobby! You're a bit of a Gary Stu sometimes, but I still like you.
*The Siren's true form freaks me out.
So basically what I learned from this episode is that Sam and Dean are totally gaybrothermarried to each other and their relationship problems can be fixed with sodomy and snuggles and writing Ruby out of the show.