WHY SO SRS??

[ifyouweremine]

So, I know I've badgered you guys with a lot of cracksongs lately, but in my hate song post I said that I wanted the next SPN wank to be all-musical, and so far I've been desperately disappointed in that regard. So I decided to do my part. (The song's sort of lame, but whatev, I just did it today. I'm not going to go cut myself like Jensen or anything.)

The Sad Jensen Song MP3 download




"The Sad Jensen Song" by ifyouweremine

Jensen
sees the things you say about him on the internet
and he cries
for several hours every night
at all the lies
and then he tries to forget about them,
he can’t forget about them,
and he buys a bottle of booze but it won’t help.

So he
spends an hour cutting himself-at least he tries-
he doesn’t like to mark his pretty self, so most of the time is spent
locked in the bathroom
clutching a woman’s Gillette razorblade,
and just thinking
about cutting
himself.

But wait!
He’ll call Jared and everything will be okay.
He knows Jared can save the day,
because Jared’s like a big puppy,
and Jensen needs his puppy-loving.

So
Jared comes over and lends his broad shoulder
and one thing leads to another and
Jensen’s pregnant now.

So think about what you’re saying on the internet,
’cause if you don’t you could get Jensen pregnant again.
I hope you’ve learned something from this story.
The end.