BB, A JARED-SIZE GAG COULD KILL ME. I DEMAND A DOWNGRADE! DON'T MAKE ME SEND CMM TO GO GIVE YOU SYPHILIS.
On second thought, seeing as how I used to think you lived in Australia (OMFG, I'm still embarrassed about that. You pwned me so hard that day) I'm clearly not the best at geography, and God knows where Chad would end up. (...So we're back to the asshole version of Where's Waldo, LOL!)
Also, OMFG, I didn't realize they made gags with dildos attached to the end! That's so efficient. Like, I just thought the function of a gag was to gag people, but it takes real initiative to see that and think, "There's a wasted opportunity here. I think we should add a dildo to the end of it." Huh.
I'm pretty sure you'll get your geography wrong again and send him instead to Thailand where he'll be caught and sold into the slavery trade except of cos with all his venereal diseases, they'll just let him go at the going rate of USD$59.95.
Yeah. I enever expected there were so many varieties of gags too. I would like to see a J2-trademarked one someday. I bet it's be in the shape of a Gummi Bear with all the colour of rainbows appearing the moment you put it under a light.
LOL, and nobody would bye him so they'd be, like, "Listen, just go. You're skeeving out the customers, man. We'll pay for your trip back to America, would you like that? Will you go then?" but Chad would just stick around 'cause he's trying to score with the harem girls.
But nobody would want to go to the slave markets anymore because Chad was there so the slave trade in Thailand would die out and then Chad would get a Nobel Peace Prize or something, IDK.
I'm a little iffy about the gummi!dildo, Jensen might try to eat it and I don't want, like, toxic rainbow materials to be in his stomach or anything.
Have you read "After the Tone" yet? Very bottom!Jensen :D
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And yeah, I read that one already, but thank you for the rec! <333
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*facepalm* You should be gagged. With Jared-sized gags or sthg.
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On second thought, seeing as how I used to think you lived in Australia (OMFG, I'm still embarrassed about that. You pwned me so hard that day) I'm clearly not the best at geography, and God knows where Chad would end up. (...So we're back to the asshole version of Where's Waldo, LOL!)
Also, OMFG, I didn't realize they made gags with dildos attached to the end! That's so efficient. Like, I just thought the function of a gag was to gag people, but it takes real initiative to see that and think, "There's a wasted opportunity here. I think we should add a dildo to the end of it." Huh.
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Yeah. I enever expected there were so many varieties of gags too. I would like to see a J2-trademarked one someday. I bet it's be in the shape of a Gummi Bear with all the colour of rainbows appearing the moment you put it under a light.
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But nobody would want to go to the slave markets anymore because Chad was there so the slave trade in Thailand would die out and then Chad would get a Nobel Peace Prize or something, IDK.
I'm a little iffy about the gummi!dildo, Jensen might try to eat it and I don't want, like, toxic rainbow materials to be in his stomach or anything.
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