I realized it was just a dream and I wanted to cry

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so i got my book and went off to Jon Stewart’s book signing and i was like only 1 of 5 or six other people and i waited patiently in line with butterflies in my tummy and then i got up to the table and he signed my book and looked at me with his blue puppy dog eyes and smiled. i told him how much i loved him and thought he was a genius and said wile blushing that i have had a stupid little crush on him ever since i was 15. he leaned over and said that his wife wasn’t with him and to meet him in the other room. i giggled and picked up my book. fixing my hair and putting on lipstick i ran to the other room. yes ladies and gentleman... i had sex with Jon Stewart. and it was amazing.



wow. this one beats my Morrisey sex dream and my Billy Corgan, George Michael , and ties with my John Travolta sex dream.