001}{ MORGAN VS. WADE WELLES

[ifyourenasty]

[audio post]

This is a dream. This is clearly a dream and it is an epic dream which may, in fact, be the Best. Dream. Ever. It could only be better if it was full of naked Ellie. And because it's very obviously a dream, Chuck can't hate me forever for saying that out loud.

And also because it's a dream and a lucid dream at that, if I concentrate

Comments

[sword_boy]

I find your reaction to entering the City very, very amusing.

Welcome anyways!

[ifyourenasty]

I am not a toy for your amusement!

But thank you for the welcome anyway, hi, I'm Morgan Grimes.

[sword_boy]

Toy? No. Something equivalent to quality comedy television? Yes!

I'm Kamishiro Tsurugi... er... you're an American. Americans and their backwards names. Tsurugi Kamishiro, I should say.

Welcome to the City nonetheless. Hopefully you'll be just as amusing in the future. You should really pay attention to what you say though, those comms pick up almost anything.

[ifyourenasty]

Oh, come on, universe. Why am I a joke even here?

It's aaaaaaaa pleasure to meet you. Kind of, anyway. Tsurugi-san.

And you mean almost anything like socially awkward stuff about your best friend's sister, right?

[sword_boy]

Anything. I've heard of it picking up fights, sex, awkward conversations, supposed to be "secret" conversations... I can't think of anything else right now.

Just be glad with that though. I had to walk into a dream of my 10 year old charge having sex...

[ifyourenasty]

That was a lot of talk about sex. I kind of zoned out there. In good and bad ways.

[sword_boy]

...Do I need to add you to the sex talks I give to Huey-chan?

I'd beware though. I've heard of some people being involved in some curses which make them whorish or celibate, or liking women or suddenly men. The City's does take the idea of sex to comical levels at time.

[ifyourenasty]

No. No. Definitely no. I know all about the big S.E.X., believe me.

...curses? Did you just say-- curses?

[sword_boy]

Your comments about it makes me think that you're still confused by its mysteries.

Yes, Curses. Rather regular events in which all or parts of the city suddenly come down with similar or dissimilar qualities... or the City itself morphs.

The worse I've had is having my memories replaced of my world with a world where my sister wasn't killed by the Worms... then received a letter in her handwriting. The most amusing was... I suddenly spoke only in rhyme... that or the day I could only speak in Spanish, despite the fact that I don't speak the language.

[ifyourenasty]

So that's what it meant in that guide thing...when it talked about people being cursed.

Wow.

[sword_boy]

Yep. Those guides are very, very useful... and make sure to stay away from the places that they say are dangerous, unless you have someone like me leading you.

Any other questions about the guide?

[ifyourenasty]

Dangerous how?

[sword_boy]

Monsters, beasts... I'm not completely sure. I only saw them once, went after them like I do with the Worm in my world, and I've never seen them again. It's like they're scared of me...

[ifyourenasty]

MONSTERS?

[sword_boy]

You act surprised... wait, you're a new arrival. This world is a dimensional crossroad. We've got everything here, no matter how strange it is.

Seriously though, they're nothing like the Worm.