001}{ MORGAN VS. WADE WELLES

[ifyourenasty]

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This is a dream. This is clearly a dream and it is an epic dream which may, in fact, be the Best. Dream. Ever. It could only be better if it was full of naked Ellie. And because it's very obviously a dream, Chuck can't hate me forever for saying that out loud.

And also because it's a dream and a lucid dream at that, if I concentrate

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Oh. Hey, John.

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IT'S A NIGHTMARE!

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What is going on with my subconscious tonight. I can't be lucid dreaming because the control of my surroundings eludes me in the form of Ellie Bartowski in the nude, as well as a more impressive physique for myself.

And yet, if this was a nightmare, you would be calling me a moron while I was naked and in front of my entire senior year math class.

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SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT.

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Then I'm having a nightmare. Okay. Thanks for the help, John. I'm gonna...yeah.

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[ifyourenasty]

Techically, they don't. Nightmares are organic and dreams are conscio-- shutting up now.

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So Chuck says this isn't a dream too. Which confirms your story so. Thanks again. For looking out for me, John.

I mean, I didn't think you had it in you and all.

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You're not looking out for me.