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[ifyoupayme]

[ The following list has been slipped under the doors of everyone's rooms. ]

Mammon's Rules

1. Noise disturbance $5
($10 if on the 3rd floor)

2. Being out of your room after curfew $5

3. Skipping class $10

4. Late homework $10

[ There's also a note scribbled that he will also be taking cases and assigning prices penalties to them as they come

Comments

[heyisaidhey]

[ No wait those four things are his favourite things about this school

That's why he's at your door, you know ]

Open up, maggot!

[ifyoupayme]

[ He should have added "BOTHERING MAMMON $20" to the list.

Whatever.
Opens up anyways. ]

Mu, what Colonnello?

[heyisaidhey]

[ Should've Would've Could've ]

Let me do whatever I want, hey.

[ifyoupayme]

I'm not saying you can't.
... It'll just cost you.

[heyisaidhey]

Wait, these rules aren't there to stop us doing stuff?

That means I can do what I want, right?

[ifyoupayme]

Right.
... But like I said, it'll cost you.

[heyisaidhey]

[ What if he wants to not pay? ]

Anyway there was something else I was going to ask, hey.

[ifyoupayme]

[ Then he doesn't get to do what he wants :| ]

What?

[heyisaidhey]

[ That's not fair orz ]

How come you went on a date with that creepy knife kid?

[ifyoupayme]

[ It's totally fair. It says on the sheet, see? ]

He asked me.

[heyisaidhey]

[ But you just said he could do whatever he wanted ;_; ]

...that's it?

[ifyoupayme]

[ Well if you wanna be a hooligan then you're gonna owe Mammon money >C ]

.... He's charming or something.
[ This is tough, he wasn't payed to keep up the act =3=;;; ]

[heyisaidhey]

[ And who's going to make him pay? |: ]

No way! That maggot isn't charming at all, hey.

[ /totally believes this is what you think ]

[ifyoupayme]

[ .... Mammon is :|a ? ]

He brought me a flower and everything.
[ /glad you're this clueless =3=;;; ]

[heyisaidhey]

[ Him Her and what army? ]

Pfft, what kind of flower did that little dumbass bring?

I bet it was a cheap ass bunch of flowers, hey.

[ifyoupayme]

[ ... he doesn't need an army >3< ]

.. It was the nicest flower I'd ever been given.
[ derp, that wasn't a lie. ]