$.06

[ifyoupayme]

[ The following list has been slipped under the doors of everyone's rooms. ]

Mammon's Rules

1. Noise disturbance $5
($10 if on the 3rd floor)

2. Being out of your room after curfew $5

3. Skipping class $10

4. Late homework $10

[ There's also a note scribbled that he will also be taking cases and assigning prices penalties to them as they come

Comments

[sunnysis]

[ Have Lussuria knocking on your door too ]

Oh, Mammon~!

[ifyoupayme]

[ :| WHY ]

... Mu, what?

[sunnysis]

[ Why not? ]

Congratulations on your presidency~!

[ Big gay smile goes here. It practically screams let me come inside

...and that's not something he normally asks permission for. ]

[ifyoupayme]

[ Because! ]

Thanks.

[ Oh, well, it's a good thing for you that Mammon's tiny frame doesn't do a very good job filling the door. It's practically an invitation in!

.. Except it's not. Go away, you big queer! ]

[sunnysis]

[ Because why?

Meh, that doesn't matter. He's just going to squeeze past you. By which I mean shove you out of the way. ]

So what's with this price list, huh? I think you're missing a few key items~

[ifyoupayme]

[ Mus as he's pushed aside =A= ]

Huh? Like what?

[sunnysis]

Handjobs, blowjobs, rimjobs, fisting, whipping, spanking, biting, licking, kicking, kissing, fucking, hand-holding...

[ He puts a hand on his cheek as if he's thinking about anything else he could possibly say. But he's satisfied with that last for now. ]

Just little things like that.

[ Did he come here just to annoy you, Mammon? ]

[ifyoupayme]

[ Sounds like he did. ]

I don't want to know about people doing that.

[sunnysis]

Maybe you should want to know.

[ Too bad there's no rule against that.

And with that in mind you totally shouldn't care about Lussuria getting comfy on your bed, then. ]

You might be a lot less creepy if you had a healthy interest in the finer things in life. People even pay to get off, you know.

[ifyoupayme]

I'm not creepy. I know that people pay for stuff like that.

[ And omg get off his bed D| ]

[sunnysis]

Wow, those two sentences don't really go together, now do they?

At least not when they're coming from a guy like you ♥

[ ...you want to get Lussuria off? ]

[ifyoupayme]

Mu, what's that supposed to mean?

[ He wants Lussuria off his bed, you pervert. ]

[sunnysis]

What do you think it means, Mammon~?

[ You want to do it on the floor? Ooh la la~! ]

[ifyoupayme]

... I'm not creepy.

[ T-that's not what he said either D| ]

[sunnysis]

No. But you do seem like a prostitute waiting to happen.

[ But it's what you feel, Mammon. Don't deny it. ]

[ifyoupayme]

No I don't.

[ It's not what he feels either, dammit! ]