(no subject)
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other (sex)
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(_) I've never broken any bones.
(X) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I've never publicly spoken conspiracy propaganda in school.
(_) I've never spent inordinate amounts of time filling in stupid LJ questionnaires
(X) I've never had sex with the same person a sibling has.
(_) I've never had sex with an ex.
To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other (sex)
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(_) I've never broken any bones.
(X) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I've never publicly spoken conspiracy propaganda in school.
(_) I've never spent inordinate amounts of time filling in stupid LJ questionnaires
(X) I've never had sex with the same person a sibling has.
(_) I've never had sex with an ex.
To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.