Evil? -Moi?-

[ifwebefriends]

You Are 70% Evil

Comments

[abbytude]

How many retards have you made fun of?

[ifwebefriends]

That depends if we're including non-humans. For instance, the entire race of trolls qualify as rather low on the Withering Intellect Scale.

[abbytude]

Considering you don't qualify as human, I guess we have to...

[ifwebefriends]

Well then: I've made fun of entire races. *grins*

[abbytude]

No wonder you rank so much higher on the evil scale than I do. I think Ruairi's innate goodness is rubbing off on me.

[ifwebefriends]

He has that effect. May I suggest illegally downloading a truly filthy porno, then engaging in a prank phone call to a minor in which you share your racist, sizeist, and sexist criticism of the actors and their, ah, technique, while simultaneously squishing ants and spitting into someone's drink? It would no doubt help.

[abbytude]

Is it really a prank call if I'm talking to you?

[ifwebefriends]

I'm a far cry from minor.

[abbytude]

I'm not going to do anything to get me arrested you fuckwit.

[ifwebefriends]

Who said anything about getting arrested? Who's clumsy enough to get caught?

[abbytude]

Maybe I should call from Ruairi's phone...

[ifwebefriends]

Whip, sharp as one-- there's the spirit.

[abbytude]

They don't let just any dummy be a doctor.

[ifwebefriends]

Don't you have coworkers that disprove that axiom?

[abbytude]

Shut up.