Question meme

[ifwebefriends]

1) Go here to generate 10 random numbers between 1 and 100. Generate a different set of numbers for each character you pick. DO THIS FIRST.

2) Then I will answer the corresponding questions from here.

Comments

[alan_shore]

1 2 3 4 5
6 7 16 8 9 10

You have difficulty following instructions, don't you?

[ifwebefriends]

1. I don't have one My passport says Robert James Fellowes
2. To the best of my knowledge: England, somewhere in Sussex, enough years ago that my vanity forbids me to answer
3. If I'd had parents, I'd likely have a name James and Susan Fellowes. They kept a shop. Or something like that.
4. Certainly not.
5. I divvy up my time between a house in London, a house in Los Angeles, and a flat in New York. I live alone.
6. CEO of Serptichore Records. (I produce music.)
16. *frowns and squinches up face trying to think back* ...winter. Being cold. Things with teeth.
8. The upper sort.
9. I'm allergic to iron I am fit as a fiddle and hale as a harp
10. Right.

[alan_shore]

Those numbers were randomly generated. I defy you to prove otherwise.

[ifwebefriends]

One of them's got a strike wossit through it. The program didn't generate that.

[alan_shore]

How's that iron allergy working out for you, then? I don't know what you're talking about.

[ifwebefriends]

About as well as your allergy to directions, I'd imagine Something you have to confess to often, I suppose?

[alan_shore]

It's not an allergy; there's a certain amount of value to be found in blazing one's own trail. Your passion for obfuscation leaves me little choice.

[ifwebefriends]

Ah, the sweet sound of rationalization-- man after my own heart! Goodness. If I can obfuscate a lawyer, I must be formidable indeed.

[alan_shore]

I wasn't aware you had one. Yes. Your capacity for incoherence is staggering.

[ifwebefriends]

Poetic license It's a skill. I'm very proud.

[alan_shore]

You are indeed.