Mar 06, 2007 13:36
This is unfortunetly the only place I can voice my opinion away from certain ears. Bummerz.
Everyone knows by now the events that have transpired between carson and I. According to recent sources, shes become quite the whore. Screwing who she pleases, frequently. Calling herself a "sex addict." So my brain kicks in. Thinking the same demented shit it usually cooks up. Wouldnt it be some swell ass karma if she got pregnant? God it would. "Alex, I'm going to leave the happiness and security of this relationship to persue a highschool career in filling myself with dick." Flash forward a few years "Alex, I'm pregnant." "Really? Hmm... interesting. I guess really my only statement on the matter is loud, drawn out, vicious laughter." So thats my two cents. No this isnt angry emo kid lashing out at the girl that dumped him. This is wicked Bayless contemplating on the joys of karma. Love you.