Just crack the shell open, I think inside you'd find something sweet.
I woke up at 9 something today, and my mom was all "Let's go to a diner for breakfast' and I'm all "No way" So she got upset with me because I never want to spend time with the family. Well excuse me if I don't really like our sorry ass excuse for a family. Whatever, so my mom and my sister go out and I watch tv and eat clementines. Then my dad comes home and goes upstairs. That's about my morning. I shower and do my hair, only to find out we're going to see Pop Pop. OH WHAT FUN. NOT. I shouldn't say that, he's the only living grand parent I have. When we get there, I was just sorta sitting listening to my iPod because I didn't feel like looking at whatever they were looking at, when I pressed a button. Pushing buttons in 'Assisted Living" apartments is never a good thing. Next thing you know there's a beeping noise and someone's on the pohne asking if everyone is okay. It must have been an emergency button. Whateverrr. So they got on my case about how I shouldn't touch stuff. Then I turn around to see Poppop holding a knife. Scared the buh-jebuses outta me. Then, we went home.
At dinner I got hell about how I knocked over a plant because I'm a clumsy oaf. WHATEVER. And then I got it about my diet and how I don't eat enough meat, Seriously leave me the hell alone. OOHH and did I mention about last night, instead of getting a 'GOODNIGHT DAUGHTER' I got, are you sneaking out of the house?' Stupid whore.
At dinner I got hell about how I knocked over a plant because I'm a clumsy oaf. WHATEVER. And then I got it about my diet and how I don't eat enough meat, Seriously leave me the hell alone. OOHH and did I mention about last night, instead of getting a 'GOODNIGHT DAUGHTER' I got, are you sneaking out of the house?' Stupid whore.