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"You've reached Abigail Whistler. I'm unable to answer the phone right now due to me being busy or I've lost it. Please, leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. If this is a dire emergency, you'll know a better way of getting a hold of me.
King, if you're calling me I'm going to kick your ass. Stop being annoying."