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[ifshewept4ever]

you know that gross snot taste in the back of your mouth that covers your tounge when your sick

ya thats all i can smell, taste, or think about right now.

top 5 christmas released dvd's in no particular order
*napoleon dynamite
*shaun of the dead
*anchorman
*dodgeball
*mary poppins

my head hurts im gunna go lay down

but first

christmas time is the time when you eat a lot of ham*
it is also time for relatives to tell me how big i am*
spent a lot of mula hope they all like it*
if the dont then i will have to break out the pig-skin and spike it*
on their heads*
til they're deads*
and i will give them dreads*
nuff' saids*

christmas time is also time for big ol' bear hugs*
also time for the "special" cousin to forget to take his drugs*
he'll act all weird and we'll all laugh and try not to stare*
as he runs around screaming at cats and falling down the stairs*
perhaps this year i will get a 12 gage action pump shotgun*
to take on the frenchies as the run at the house screaming "revolution"*
ok i just made that up but dont look so skeptic*
like all the lines in the poem stink worse than the tank of septic*