there's no unifying theme here

[ifreet]

Unless that theme is, wow, I haven't posted in awhile.

I think I nearly broke Rynka the other day. See, there's this book that I can't even look at without going to a very wrong due South place. Wrong mainly because it is a kids book. AND YET SO DIRTY.

joandarck is wise, and everyone should watch Day Break. An amazingly tightly written show, it's

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[umbrella_half]

OH GOD NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT.

\fic/ \ifreet/

[ifreet]

It's in the kids department, LURKING. Anytime I even start to forget it, I end up having to put it away again. Someday, I will not be able to hide my amusement and someone will ask me what's so funny and I will have NO GOOD ANSWER. Bears are hilarious?

[akarui_rynka]

when a kid asks you what is so funny, you tell them that your friend told you that the squirrel was going to beat Benny to his...honey? And you think she's just nutty because why would a squirrel want honey?

Is that a random enough answer to throw a small child off?

[ifreet]

Kids probably won't ask, or if they do, I can get away with claiming the picture is silly. It's more the coworkers that I fear.

[akarui_rynka]

The picture is silly. I actually looked at it earlier and my eyes processed it as a squirrel and tree painted on Benny's ass instead of the two animals peering into a small cave.

Hm...coworkers. Now that is a bigger problem.